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Post by ``roxane on Mar 1, 2009 12:55:05 GMT -4
Make a wish. The next person will grant it, but corrupt it too!
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I wish I had a chocolate bar.
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Post by Dustfinger on Mar 1, 2009 17:38:20 GMT -4
You do, but it's full of poison. You'll die in ten years. You'll be bedridden until then, with no energy to do anything. Anything.
I wish my team had won today.
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Post by ``roxane on Mar 1, 2009 18:46:11 GMT -4
Granted, but in celebration you coach decides to take everyone to the beach. It's -20, an bathing suits are compulsory, so you all end up freezing to death.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Post by Dustfinger on Mar 1, 2009 19:45:59 GMT -4
You aren't hungry because you ate so much that you died.
I wish I had NCIS seasons 1-5 on DVD so I could stop watching them with bad quality and Chinese subtitles.
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Post by ``roxane on Mar 1, 2009 20:30:08 GMT -4
Granted, but they are stolen after you only get to watch three episodes.
I wish my stomach didn't hurt so much.
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Post by Dustfinger on Mar 2, 2009 14:49:33 GMT -4
Your stomach doesn't hurt because you just broke both your legs. (That actually works, too xD I had the experience in a softball game once, I was hit in the finger, then the leg, and the finger didn't hurt for a few minutes.)
I wish I could play for UNH, under Coach Brain McCloskey.
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Post by ``roxane on Mar 2, 2009 20:14:08 GMT -4
Granted, but I don't know who that is, and now I dont know who you are. [enter=DEVISTATION]
I wish pizza didn't get soggy when you reheat it.
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Post by Dustfinger on Mar 2, 2009 20:35:35 GMT -4
(Use a toaster oven.) It doesn't get soggy- it explodes. I wish you knew who Brain McCloskey was.
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Post by ``Oracle on Mar 2, 2009 20:40:16 GMT -4
I know who he is... for the next ten minutes. Memory's not that great. Who was that again?
I wish you would pm me some songs to add to the music player!
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Post by Dustfinger on Mar 2, 2009 20:47:42 GMT -4
I do, and they're all songs about how ugly you are I wish commercials didn't exist. They're annoying.
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Post by ``Oracle on Mar 3, 2009 10:04:39 GMT -4
Granted, but now they can only make tv shows ten minutes long.
I wish my chicken noodle soup was done cooking.
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